My loyal followers. You have probably noticed I have been posting with increasing sporadic infrequency and you, discerning follower, have possibly questioned the philosophy of this account. Is "a fork every day" a cute monicker, with no solidified premise? Is this a casual hobby? A titillating mindfuck? NO. This is an earnest endeavor I continue to shamefully fail in completing. I am beyond disgusted with myself for failing you, my loyal 100+ followers. I, as the kids say, suck. But not just suck, I suck genitalia... Likely the male, if that means the insult is more disparaging. But, I am recommitting to my oath. The premise. From here on out, I shall post a fork every day. This isn't a social media ploy, this is life in motion, a holy promise. And you bare witness. I am only human, and I am mostly worthless, but this is my vow.