Have you seen all the beauties (@emrata) and the beasts (me?) in my Paris haute couture diary exclusively on VF.com? @vanityfair
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In 2006, Al Gore released ‘An Inconvenient Truth,’ which I thought he should’ve called ‘We’re Screwed.’ Last night, the former Vice President premiered ‘An Inconvenient Sequel,’ which he should’ve called ‘We’re Still Screwed.’ Climate change is not a political issue: It’s a personal issue. (Though, to be clear: Trump sucks so hard for withdrawing the country from the Paris Climate Accord.) I don’t want to be one of those annoying people who rants on social media about public policy and corruption because I don’t have answers to any of this stuff. And, to be honest, there are parts of Gore's documentary that are as boring as watching a glacier melt. But no matter how we spin it, we must acknowledge the human race is responsible for what’s happening to the planet before we screw ourselves so badly it's too late.
Realizing that every witty, bitchy thing I ever think has already been said by Oscar Wilde more than 100 years ago. (And in most cases written on a coaster or needlepoint pillow.)
Sadly, my dermatologist said this was as close to porcelain skin as I was gonna get
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So what are French bulldogs in France? Just bulldogs? Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies!
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Blue jeans, white shirt and a cold beer: TMW you realize you dress like a country song.
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She got me all haute and bothered! Go to VF.com to see all the belles (and @bellahadid, of course) in my exclusive diary from the Paris couture shows. @vanityfair
The novelist Christopher Bollen is one of my oldest friends. By old I mean we met a long time ago, not that he's old. Sort of. (I'm younger than him and I remind him of this fact whenever I can. Like right now.) His new book 'The Destroyers' is about reckless hedonists doing extravagant, stupid things on the Mediterranean. He promises me it's total fiction and based on no one we know and I absolutely don't believe him. Congrats, old friend!
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Look mom, I'm a meme! [*Explains to mom what a meme is*] Ps. Who made this?
Name the movie: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." #wimbledon