Do I want to live in NY? Or LA? NY......or LA? Which will it be?
Oh Magic Scrambled Eggs, give me the answer!!
It's my wife's boyfriend's first birthday...
Leo is one....
Happy first birthday to my Leoncito...
This once was my New York...
I miss you, Bob.
It's me, Trump in my own words.
And a special thanks to, of all people, that idiot Alec Baldwin's fantastic wife @hilariabaldwin , who instasized it,because he kept messing it up, deleting, messing up, deleting, over and over. I mean who does that?