This is how you fuck the mood of a food blogger. #foodblogger
When your dog is trying to understand you.
STORYTIME: A woman was holding 2 bags. Out of one there were falling coins. A police officer asked her "Where do you get all that money from?". The woman said " there are always guys peeing against my house. I said you pay or I'll cut your testicles!". The officer understood but then looked at the other bag "what's in there?". "Not everyone wants to pay" she replied.
Camera is the new God. Everyone fears camera now. #camera#cctv
Don't panic if you don't remember where you've kept your home keys..just follow this simple procedure..no more memory problems..
When teacher is about to leave and one guy raises his hands and asks about that class test.