This one's for all my paparazzi buds.
Thanks for always rollin' with me to keep it fun and light on these red carpets.
I show up with my jacket and glasses on. Flashes start going crazy. Then I hear, "DJ take your glasses off" to which I respond, "I can't I got that thing" then we all start laughing because obviously that statement makes no f*cking sense.
Then I hear (from a woman photographer I know), "DJ take off your jacket and show your arms", to which I respond, "You ain't ready for these home wreckers" then I take my jacket off to most absurd catcalls that make us all laugh even more.
THEN I hear, "C'mon DJ take your shirt off and show your abs"... to which I say, "My abs? Who the f*ck do you think I am, Zac Effron with a 28pack ab stomach. I have one and a half abs. TWO TOPS". We all laugh. I leave the red carpet and no one is subjected to photographing my tum tum.
Red carpet paparazzi ain't no easy job. Sitting around waiting for hours for the circus to show up. Thanks for always having fun with me guys. See y'all down the road. πŸ€™πŸΎ
#Catcalls #Paparazzi #TwoHomewreckers #OneTequilaAb #RedCarpet #F8 #RadioCityMusicHall #NYC

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    The fat fur 😍😍 love it

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    Such a good movie love it

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    😎🎬πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ

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    Hi Bad boy crush 😍

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    Very good snapshot πŸ˜‰

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    @therock fast furios ❀️

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    @udai_al بيفوΨͺΩƒ Ψ§Ω„ΩΩŠΩ„Ω…

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    Loved ur acting in this movie

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    i love the fat fur

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    Great movie welldone