This was funny.
I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette.
Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast.
Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show.
I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world.
I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink....
You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman?
No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home.
But he does go home a champion. ๐ŸŒน

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    @tlclarkauthor I hear ya๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝโคโฃ

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    @bye_ee_yuh Oh well in that case he's perfectly acceptable ๐Ÿ˜

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    @angiehoutakker Lauren is a beautiful, talented, and absolutely lovely woman for sure. Not sure that they are currently involved in a romantic relationship. May simply be co-parenting their adorable little princess together๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝโค

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    @chicagirl12 she is a beautiful, talented, and lovely woman....not sure that they are together though.... may be more of a co-parenting type of relationship๐Ÿค”

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    @tlclarkauthor he only works out for an hour to an hour and 20 minutes a day! Hard to believe that a body like that only spends about 4% of his day in the gymโคโฃ

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    bro no one has ur back like people have urs bro ok 50 and the dmx and then vin too whatver pop the tag off but.. come on man when u make the call to souljahs bro. dont say we on a stray dog fod mission id rather read a book no .. what book the one on fire i dont know

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    Cool

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    Um I'm pretty sure asking for a shot at the tongue wrestling title would get you the whole damn bouquet @therock ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜

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    I'd watch this show if The Rock was on ๐Ÿ˜

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    WWE HERO