"Happy National Cat Day. Don't forget that you got me from the shelter only to one day watch me die."
I only had this party to get @mattbraga to help me back up my laptop so all in all, pretty nice day.
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I should get my hair cut more than twice a year!!!!!!!!!!!
|| I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalized women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sylvia. || photo cred: @saspler
I wrote about my nighttime depression beauty routine for @newyorkermag's Daily Shouts so that you, too, may glow.
"Dreaming of new ways to wake you up at 5:15 in the morning." ( by @saspler)
just me working on my next content
Spent yesterday at @literaryswagbookclub and had so much goddamn fun. (I'm sure there's a Game of Thrones reference for this photo but I'm tired.)
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tbt to widdle hamhock
have never felt browner
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proof that I look like an aunty in everything I own
everything is bigger in america
Lots of signed copies of my book at @bnupperws!!!!!!
Our sweet pals @zabstwo and @saspler are kindly babysitting our precious garbage cat while we travel, so here is a video of her destroying their house on her first day as their guest. I miss her so much.