Today ima talk about these food recipes blogs and youtube videos. How in the world can these people be so clean and tidy? Have you ever seen Chrissy Teigen? Cooking in those gowns, hair and makeup done? And she films it on snapchat it's not like it's on tv to expect perfection.
First of all, when I step into the chicken like only the fact that I breathe there makes a mess. Then there are all those bowls with dirty stuff on them, the forks that I use to stirr stuff, why in the world I use a different fork everytime I stirr? There are piles and piles of dishes with not only food, but disgusting stuff that I made food from like creams and dough, that stuff is stuck on the walls of the bowl, on the wooden thingy, the blender throws stuff on the walls of the room, green smothies dripping from the walls, there is no coming back. There is a war zone and on top of that mess is me, with stains and shit like stuff all over me, my ruined clothes, my face looks like war paint, between my toes there is onion, my fingernails are full of that melted chocolate. But then something that tastes mediocre at best comes to life and all those 400 plates with dripping dough are worth it. Yaaas. Anyway I just love Chrissy #keto#ketodiet#ketolifestyle#ketogirl#ketocooking#salad#behealthy#cleaneating#ketogenicdiet#food#foodporn#salad#omlette#avocado#guacamole#chrissyteigen#johnlegend