"Being a woman is hard af.
No boobs? Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself, you're so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you and judge you for it. Ass? Well, you better cover yourself because you don't wanna draw attention to your booty. Short? You need to wear heels. Tall? Damn, you can't be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weight because no one likes all bones. Chubby? Eat healthy! Nobody likes fat people. You like makeup? You're fake and just wanna cover your ugly face. Gotta take you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care and spend more time on yourself. Don't be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we might as well do whatever we want."