@morywise is amazing on the new show Statrek: Disery
Julie: do you want to stand in front of whatever this thing is? me: yes i do.
name that show
my friend and fellow houston ian @dickfundy made these amazing shirts! All proceeds go to the Houston food bank. he's a mensch for doing this and you would be too if you bought one in support of the houston food bank! link in profile!
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Great Barrier Reef is my new home. All other homes before and after pale in comparison. #fbf to @tap.dog and @jjward12 making me take photos too early in the gottam morning!
PERSONAL NYC ALARM CLOCK
Love running into OUR fans @therock
And thanks to everyone in Germany for the insane support!!!! Amazing that a movie can rise in attendance 5 weeks into a theatrical run!!!
Even tho baywatch is over I still believe in staying in TIP TOP form for when America Ninjer Warrior calls me up for the BIG TIME BABYYYYY!
Cool art. Cool friend. Cool city. And yet I'm sweating in every possible location.
Another Father's Day, another year of posting shots of our dads when they were hot. Love you Aba!
That's enough of that. Time to go home. Thanks Australia. You're too HD.
Hey @therock I found your spirit animal in Australia! I call him Dwayne "The Roo" Johnson
Daintree rainforest making me v horny 4 nature.
Pretty views are better with friends
I climbed the 1000 steps of dandenong and all I got was this tree shirt.
I guess this must be the place
Got a sweet pic with me and the boyyyyyyz.
"Started from the bottom now I'm throwing uncooked hotdogs in my mouth to make a girl in a bikini laugh" -Drake #Basswatch
Legit one of my fave days shooting. @kellyrohrbach and I met before shooting and realized that we were quick friends and there was an immediate connection and it's so amazing that it shows in the movie. She's the coolest fucking chick, as are alex and Ilf and Pri. I was surrounded by not only the most beautiful women but strong, independent, hilarious and awesome women!!! #BeBaywatch by our captain @sethnodrog
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There are two moments in late night that I always dreamed about and they did not disappoint. First, there’s the walk out, the door opens and you walk out onto a stage with a room full of people cheering for you for... being there? Five steps in and your shaking hands with your gracious host. Then there’s 7 minutes of talking which I completely blacked out. I think there was something about an orange. Anyway! The GREATEST part of the late night talk show experience, the thing I always wondered about, always wanted to experience... the Host “Lean in” at the end of the interview. That moment where guest and host are free from the interview and share a true and honest moment. Jimmy could not have been kinder and if you think I’m going to share the secrets that he shared with me during his “Lean In” then you’re fucking insane. That’s for me. What a dream come true this year has been. Bucket list shit. Thank you thank you thank you @jimmykimmellive for being my first. So gentle. So sweet.
Today I join a long line of actors who get their dicks stuck in things and it's truly an honor to join the ranks of @benstiller in "There's something about Mary" (stuck in a zipper) the unbelievable work of Jason Biggs in "American Pie" (caught with his dick in a pie) and the lesser known work, but amazing performance, of Zach Galifianakis in "Out Cold" (dick caught in a jacuzzi). Today you can go see me get my dick caught in a wooden beach chair. Is this the finest moment of my life? Probably. Probably. #BeBaywatch
I'm a guy, so I love boobs. If you like boobs too, baywatch has got 'em. Melons, tatas, boobie cakes- whatever you want to call them- I love them, in all shapes and sizes. Ladies- you are gorgeous with your titties. #BeBaywatch on May 25th (captioned by @alexandradaddario, movie star)