Today I join a long line of actors who get their dicks stuck in things and it's truly an honor to join the ranks of @benstiller in "There's something about Mary" (stuck in a zipper) the unbelievable work of Jason Biggs in "American Pie" (caught with his dick in a pie) and the lesser known work, but amazing performance, of Zach Galifianakis in "Out Cold" (dick caught in a jacuzzi). Today you can go see me get my dick caught in a wooden beach chair. Is this the finest moment of my life? Probably. Probably. #BeBaywatch
I'm a guy, so I love boobs. If you like boobs too, baywatch has got 'em. Melons, tatas, boobie cakes- whatever you want to call them- I love them, in all shapes and sizes. Ladies- you are gorgeous with your titties. #BeBaywatch on May 25th (captioned by @alexandradaddario, movie star)
It's MAY! 25 days to go until the entire world gets wet! Here's a photo from my first day of shooting. It was a truly out of body experience seeing this chair. Still trying to figure out if it's just a huge practical joke. Hope you're ready for May 25th!!!! #BeBaywatch
#Repost@therock with @repostapp
Beaches ain't ready.
On MAY 25th you will watch one of the most anticipated movies on 2017.
We ARE the Avengers of the Beach. We DO take this shit serious. And you do not want to f*ck with us. Especially the last guy in the back with the belly. That's @thejonbass and he will f*ck you up.
Your jaws will hurt from laughing and you'll have the BEST time at the theater. I guaran-damn-tee it. #BAYWATCH MAY 25th
#tbt to @zacefron and his beautiful polished nails for his unbelievable turn as a female undercover lifeguard (not a thing) but just LOOK at that commitment!!!
There's no such thing as the perfect girl anywa--
I look like a drug dealer but that's not important. What's important is that there is an awesome competition out there for the #SlowMoChallenge We'll pick ONE WINNER and fly you and a and guest out to Miami to join me and the cast for our #BAYWATCH WORLD PREMIERE. Be creative, be FUNNY because as you know, everything is better in Slow Mo.
Hey friends! It would be really cool if you came out to support my indie film. April 22nd at LA Live. Race starts at 9 AM!
I hope you're ready for the ultimate boner-fest that is BAYWATCH!!! You've heard of side boob, but get ready for some serious under belly! I can't wait for you guys to see this monumental majestical movie. #BeBaywatch
SLOW MOTION MARATHON GOT ME GOING 🏼🏼 come join me and the other cast members for a wild race April 22nd!!! Link to sign up in bio!!! #Repost@therock with @repostapp
You heard it right - we're kicking off the first ever #BAYWATCH Slow Motion Marathon!
The slowest and sexiest person to cross the finish line at LA Live on April 22nd will be our special guest at our big @BaywatchMovie premiere. Train hard, this is going to take some patience, creativity and FUN.
Click the link in my bio to register. #SlowMoChallenge#CashAndPrizesBeBouncing
Just a #tbt of one of my favorite people @zackpearlman this was the day we moved in together 3 years ago. I knew it was going to be weird... I just had no idea how weird.
About last night...I'd like to apologize to Fellini for telling him to "suck it" to Scorsese for telling him to "munch on my farts" and Spielberg for telling him that "he ain't got shit on me" I had so much fun at #cinemacon2017 for our insane Baywatch presentation!