About last night...I'd like to apologize to Fellini for telling him to "suck it" to Scorsese for telling him to "munch on my farts" and Spielberg for telling him that "he ain't got shit on me" I had so much fun at #cinemacon2017 for our insane Baywatch presentation!
It's one thing to work with one of the coolest dudes in the universe. It's a whole other cooler more meaningful thing that that dude is also trying everyday to make the lives of everyone he comes into contact with better. Make sure to watch @therock do just that tonight on HBO at 10 PM. #Repost@therock
My passion project.
TONIGHT at 10PM on HBO (join us or set your DVR's) I'll show you why this hard core boot camp prison is one of the MOST SUCCESSFUL IN THE WORLD.
Our US recidivism rate (convicts returning to prison after they've been released) is a staggering 76%. The recidivism rate at this one of kind Dade County Boot Camp Prison is astonishingly below 20%. Join us and you'll see why and how this correctional facility truly changes lives of troubled young men. #RockAndAHardPlace#HBO TONIGHT AT 10pm.
Too much sexiness in one trailer. Baywatch Official Trailer is finally here in all its glory and it is making me crazy horny for this movie! I'm so excited for you all to see this one. It's gonna be a fucking blast! Link to full trailer in bio!
Great trip in Miami this past weekend with @nickkocher and @jjward12 90% of this trip was us sleeping and nick on twitter, but 10% was spent getting to know each other the only way guys know how, making fun of one another so hard until one of us has to go "Haha, yeah, very funny! VERY FUNNY! I KNOW that I have a problem and I'm WORKING ON IT!" It was also prime spring break season so we got to see plenty of debauchery from a distance, but partook in none of it, because apparently we're all old dads now. (none of us are actual dads)
Guys! RUN, don't walk, over to @jackblack 's instagram page for some of the juiciest tunes and the funniest videos. If you're a fan it's like a mini masterclass in what goes on in a rock god's mind as he's listening to his favorite songs. Would recommend 11/10
The food at @joesstonecrab killed us all. We are all dead now. It was so frikkin good. Mad props to @nickkocher for not tearing off your bib and being a man about it.
Happy borfday @alexannadaddario here's a #tbt where I forced her to take a pic with me in these very large chairs. If you zoom in you can REALLY see the disdain in her face!
I can't believe there have been 500 episodes of #survivor , the greatest reality show EVER!!! Here's a photo of me with my #1 favorite player and all around awesome human being @johnmcochran and some tall attractive dude @nelsonmodesquad who definitely does not care about survivor nearly enough, but what was I going to do, crop him out? I'm not a monster. Special photo photo bomb by @zackpearlman
Will literally spend everyday supporting these women. One raised me and the other one is now raising a true gentleman. When you're surrounded by love you share it and that's what the women in my life taught me everyday. That and the lyrics to way too many RENT songs. Everyday is International Women's Day for me.
Couldn't be happier for my rockstar bestiest best friend who is straight up KILLING IIIIIT!!!! Star Trek just got a whole lot cooler!!!! Woot wooooot!!!! @morywise
Get out and vote TODAY! Who knows? The wonderful woman who takes your name might tell you that her first love was a Bass and you might say, "what about your second love?" And then you and her run off together to Bali and you fall, baby, you fall HARD. All because you went out and VOTED!
#Repost@nickkroll with @repostapp
Just received this beautiful book by Barbara Villet featuring photos taken by her husband Grey Villet who photographed Richard and Mildred Loving for Life Magazine as the Lovings fought for the right to be an married in Virginia when inter racial marriage was illegal. I was in the movie LOVING based on their story. Go see it. And find and buy this book. It's a beautiful, important story to tell now and forever.
This is bugs. She's my spirit animal. We're in love and running away forever. Goodbye!
Thought it was important that this didn't just die in a insta story. Posting here for all of time, To remember the night @zacoyama wouldn't stop trying to make it happen. #thehappykoppel#skeletonwedding
Would love to meet me so I could punch myself in the face. Thanks for having us on @todayshow !!
I'm drunk. It's the super bowls fault. Here's a trailer. #bebaywatch
This is mainly a buffer before I have to post once again about baywatch, but while we're at it, New Posters! Name those movies!
Whoever is doing the descriptions on @itunes for @atlantafx needs a raise. Ridiculous.
#Repost@therock with @repostapp
Just taking a lil' moment to say how it's so crazy to me and how grateful I am, to have TWO movie trailers play during the SUPER BOWL. (the other is Fast & Furious). As a kid I'd get so hyped to see the cool movie spots play during the commercials. I'm still a big kid who gets excited and this kind of stuff never gets lost and never gets old. I'm grateful.
Now, that emo sh*t off my chest , go ahead and do yourself a favor and SUPER ZOOM IN to @thejonbass's RIGHT LEG for a little "Easter egg" gift. He's the manly stud all the way on way on the right.... We're the Avengers of the Beach. A highly dysfunctional and fun family, who are always fresh outta f*cks to give.
Welcome to #BAYWATCH
Enjoy the trailer during the game.
I just... these two... I can't. The most original comedic voices I've seen since "Wet Hot American Summer" @bejohnce and @kateberlant are true geniuses and you need to watch their Vimeo series TODAY!!!
I did this. No one forced me to do this. I was like, "Shirt? Did Efron wear a shirt? No? Then why should I? And you just want me to f*ck the camera with my eyes? Yeah. I got this." God please forgive me and also baywatch is coming out this summer.
This is my "Come Hither" look. Not to be confused with my "I'm holding in a fart" look. #summeriscoming
500,000+ marching in LA today! So proud to live in this city amongst so much love and bravery! Day 1 of 1,460! We can do this!!!
Jerry Maguire for days. @everythingisterrible666 is doing the devils work finding every VHS of Jerry Maguire and it's pure heaven.
Please forgive me for posting another baywatch holiday card. At least in this one I'm just, like, a guy with a hat on? You know? Nothing coming out of any of my body parts or no crazy position, just a hat guy. HAPPY NEW YEARS BEACHES!
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