Met some magical, innovative, badass people last night. Thank you #Time100 for including me on this list. And any night that ends in a huge, snappy dance number is a good night by me.
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Thank you #Time100 For including me in this ridiculous list of brilliant and sometimes terrifying people. And the gorgeous @helenmirren ... I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the kindest words ever. They will be sung by a children's choir at my extravagant funeral.
Fox... What in the horrendous fuck!? You can't play two different characters in the same universe!!! It'll never work. Brolin was in Sicario and I was in Sabrina The Teenage Witch. #NathanSummers@joshbrolin
The Wizard of Oz: "As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."
The Tin Woodsman: "But I still want one."
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Logan. Everybody's saying it's the best X-Men film ever. It's better. @thehughjackman and @sirpatstew own every frame of this masterpiece. Huge tip of the hat to James Mangold.
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One year ago today, we released Deadpool. And the gift for a one year anniversary, is of course, paper.
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The @lifemovieofficial SUPER BOWL spot coming today! I lost my virginity in a spacesuit very similar to this one.
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Thank you @harvard and the #hastypudding gang for roasting me so hard, I've filed for a divorce from myself. And a big shoutout to the cast and crew of Casino Evil for bringing down the house. Whoomp. There it is.
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SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE is coming to Broadway next month. One of the best shows I've seen on stage. Jake Gyllenhaal and Annaleigh Ashford make the world feel pretty damn good again.
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Wolvie. Bond. Wade.
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Spent the afternoon with a master watch-builder at @piaget. He showed me how they build the world's greatest timepiece. While I can't even build a decent bowl of cereal. #SIHH#Altiplano60
Thank you, Golden Globes! As we speak, the entire Deadpool team is engaged in a grotesque, early morning tickle-fight.
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Had a great time speaking at #24HoursOfReality last night - filmed entirely inside the Incredible Hulk's missing left testicle. For more info, and to learn what you can do to ensure the Paris agreements and many other invaluable steps forward aren't erased, check out #climaterealityproject
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What in the...? After 11 years, this is mind-boggling. Thanks to the BFCA, the cast, Deadpool fans, and everyone from the on-set caterer to Fox who helped make the Big Red Dream a reality. Oh, and all four Golden Girls. Them too.
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Thank you to the beautiful, charming, funny and gracious gang @thesocialctv for having me on to chat about the AMAZING #SickKidsVS -- to Support the Sick Kids Foundation click the link in my bio.
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Happy Birthday to my big brother, Jeff. Seems like just yesterday you were changing my diapers, even though it was well over a week ago.
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Thank you @gq and Anna Peele for letting me jump in the sandbox with you. I'm actually wearing three suits, if you include the lace body-stocking under the 'Pool suit. #Repost@gq
GQ Man of the Year Ryan Reynolds is the hero we need right now. Read the story and see more photos at the link in bio. ( @alasdairmclellan) #GQMOTY
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Spent time catching up with my friend, @TarajiPHenson who gives a GIANT performance in @hiddenfiguresmovie. She's a hurricane. See. This. Film. I wish I could stop high fiving her long enough to start high fiving her again.
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A year ago, this little sprout was the 50 millionth tree @EddieBauer and @AmericanForests planted. This year, we embarked on a partnership to work toward the next 50 million, planting another 280,000 through generous customer donations. Happy birthday buddy. And thanks guys. #onetree