Things have gotten a little out of control over here.
"It's so hot outside! I'm sunbathing!"
Trump roast green room!
The snow melt uncovered Joey's long-lost best friend, sprinkler bug.
Except for the snow shoveling, it's basically summer.
It hit 50 degrees, so obviously we are eating ice cream outside.
Playoff hockey! It was cold but fun!
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Joey often demands snuggles.
Spoon so, so ready. Happy birthday, Joey.
Meanwhile, Willa serenades me while I get ready for stand-up.
Two days before her second birthday, Joey is finally putting some time toward working on her tantrums.
Everyone across the seven seas is terrified of Patch Nose the Pirate.
Morning at the big museum.
When you are at home on a Friday night watching Zootopia with the kids and your husband makes you a drink with the only available ingredients: Capri Sun and vodka.
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Dance like no one is recording it and posting it on social media.
Sometimes when you ask her to get dressed, Willa appears minutes later dressed exactly like Daphne from Scooby Doo. As if everything is normal.
"Why don't you ever post pictures of the girls together?"
There are more than a few people here in Helena.
Currently, when you ask Joey to smile, she tries to do so manually.
Birthday girl. Please note that she decorated her own cake.
Who wore it wronger?
Willa emerged from her nap wearing a full-on tiger costume, like you sometimes do.
The happiest mermaid princess on earth.
Spending Christmas Eve violently, disgustingly ill is no fun, but this made it a bit better. When Ben told Willa I had a tummy ache and couldn't participate in all of our big plans for the night, she brought these two guys to me in bed. They are my lovies from when I was a kid that I had handed down to Willa a while back. I didn't even know she still remembered that they had been mine. What an unexpected little gift when I needed comfort. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Making out with the whisk.
The baking imp.
First day of winter. First ski of winter.
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Husband on ice. Looking good.
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